I bill based on the scope of the project.  Here’s how it works:

- We talk.

- I give you a quote.

- You like my number (sucker).

- You don’t like my number.  Let the haggling begin!

 

Special Offers*

Family & friends:  20% off

Acquaintances:  10% off

Ex-girlfriends:  5% off (plus an additional 1/2% for each month you put up with me)

Politicians, hedge fund managers and Ira T. Shibblewitz, Esquire, my ex-wife’s attorney:  get outta here, ya bloodsuckers!

 

*My lawyer, Frank Peter Gerace, has advised me to add the following disclaimer:  “for humorous purposes only”.